...there was Blog. And Blog grew large, and was read by many. From all corners of the English and sometimes not-English speaking world came the readers, knowing from not whence they came or why, knowing only that they had no choice but to bow low before Blog and seek from Blog words of everlasting wisdom and enlightenment. And Blog said unto the people many Wise and Witty things, sometimes sacrilegious, and though some of the things Blog said were wiser than others, the people listened and Knew Blog.
And there was much begatting.
Things you Really need to know
- Pon Keen
- I am a purebred Oregonian, dating back at least four generations on both sides of the family. You'd assume, under the circumstances, that I wear Birkenstocks and stopped shaving my nether zones to in order to provoke the Patriarchy. I choose to provoke in other ways, such as running stop signs and defiantly not taking up knitting, as one must take every opportunity to express their individuality by sneering at the individual expressions of others. Like people who knit. Suckers.
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